10 April, 2009

Old School

Green Day
DNA Lounge
April 9, 2009

Hmmmm...It's been too long since I've updated this space and far longer since I've been to a show. Okay that's not entirely true, as I was at the Social Distortion show at the Fox Theater back in Feb but I didn't write about that. Maybe that's because I've seen Social Distortion a lot over the past 20 years, and I've written about them
here.

Ok. I'm prepared to admit that I was not a fan of Green Day until the release of
American Idiot. I was already 22 when Kerplunk hit the shelves, I had just returned from living in London, and was busy listening to Blur, Ride, Lush, etc. I still enjoyed my punk roots but felt like Green Day was too punk/pop.

American Idiot
completely changed my perception of this band and made me develop an appreciation for their earlier material. A concept album!? Brilliant!

So now I can admit that it took me 12 years to dig this band.

The band hit the stage on Thursday night around 10:30 and launched right into the new album (due out May 15th). The new material is brilliant -- I particularly like "21 Guns", "Gloria", and "Horseshoes and Hand Grenades" (not sure if that's the right title). The new stuff harks back to a time when bands made albums that told a story. I can't wait to discover that full story when
21st Century Breakdown is released.

The second half of the show was audience requests. I was up in the "balcony" so I had a clear view of the main floor. I was super impressed by the women (not girls) who were in the pit -- they looked liked they were having a blast! There was an 8-year-old-kid at the front of the stage who spent most of the show on his dad's shoulders. Billie Joe pulled him on stage, sang to him, and then said: "Dive little man!" and the kid threw himself into the crowd and was carried along. A young girl toward the right side of the stage knew the words to all the songs: when Billie Joe forgot the lyrics to "The Grouch" she hopped on stage and sang it for him.

The band wrapped things up with "Minority" and we shuffled out of the club just after 1:00am.

21 October, 2008

I'm glad it's your birthday

My Uncle Bud is 65 (!) today! If it weren't for this man, I'd have really shite taste in music :)

You see, in the early 70s, my family and I lived above my Grandfather and Uncle Bud in a duplex on 83rd street. Uncle Bud had long hair, a corvette, and a kick-ass stereo (he still has his Marantz receiver).

My older brother George and I used to lie down on the living room floor, each with an ear to the carpet so that we could listed to whatever Uncle Bud happened to be playing on his stereo in the room below. I got my early musical schooling that way. I learned the lyrics to Rubber Soul while lying on that floor, and I'm pretty sure that's why George got the Hey Jude album for Christmas in 1974. We listened to that LP upstairs on our Zenith console stereo. The sound wasn't nearly as good, but that didn't stop us from learning those lyrics, too.

After Rubber Soul came Sgt. Pepper's and Let it Be. I also got the early Beatles stuff, along with the opportunity to listen to Uncle Bud's older 45s from artists like The Coasters and Buddy Holly. That led to my first musical obsession: the 50s. I became a big fan of Bobby Darin and Elvis, Danny & the Juniors and Bill Haley. My dad would let me get my own 45s from Sears. My first was: Splish Splash (the b-side is Queen of the Hop). Then I got Don't Be Cruel, Jailhouse Rock, At the Hop, and Rock Around the Clock. Most of the time, I didn't even pay attention to the artists, I just liked the songs: Roll Over Beethoven, Little Darlin', I Only Have Eyes For You...

I was still in my 50s phase and I hadn't even turned seven. But Uncle Bud wasted no time graduating George and I to the 60s. I'm pretty sure we were allowed to hang out downstairs by that point, as I distinctly remember looking at the cover of The Worst of Jefferson Airplane and wondering why a band would want to release a collection of their worst songs (heh). I also remember thinking that both Janis Joplin and Grace Slick were in the band (I think I was in 3rd grade before I figured that one out). We listened to Jimmy, Arlo, and CSNY. And we also got schooled in folk music that we could sing with mom: the Kingston Trio, Peter, Paul & Mary, Simon & Garfunkel.

George and I liked the fact that some of the songs we liked had "bad" words that made mom gasp. We'd sing the lyrics, and when the forbidden word came up we'd shout it really loud: "When I think back on all the CRAP I learned in high school" or "CHRIST, you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be..." (Of course, I realize now that this was obviously done to prepare her for my teenage years when I sang songs like: This is my Life and I Don't Need Society)

Clearly it was Uncle Bud's intention for us to sing those lyrics by Paul Simon and John Lennon! Cheeky!

During the height of the disco era, I really wanted a Bee Gees album. I think Uncle Bud was appalled, but for Christmas that year he relented. Only...I didn't get an LP of disco songs: I received a compilation of their 60's hits. Thanks to Uncle Bud, my disco phase didn't last long and I made my first real rock purchase in the 4th grade: Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy. (I remember holding a copy of Live at Leeds, but my brother recommended against it - I guess he didn't think I was ready.)

When I was in college, Uncle Bud took us to see Roger McGuinn and we sat on a picnic table, drank beer, and sang along to Easy Chair. We took mom to see Crosby, Stills and Nash (but she didn't inhale). And we still knew all the words to all the songs.

Sometimes, I'd hang out at his house and he'd break out his LPs and continue to school me with The Great Society or introduce me to artists like Kate Wolfe. We'd sit around and smoke cigarettes, listening to tunes for hours on end.

Uncle Bud, I hope your birthday mix is worthy of the musical education you gave me. I'm only sorry that it's not an LP.

Screen Door- Uncle Tupelo
Steal A Ride - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Please Read the Letter - Robert Plant & Alison Kraus
Me & Julio Down By the Schoolyard - Paul Simon
My Winding Wheel - Ryan Adams
She's Gonna Two Time - The Kaisers
Mendocino - Bottle Rockets
Poison Ivy - The Coasters
I Want You Bad - The Long Ryders
Mother-in-Law - Ernie K-Doe
Second Hand News - Fleetwood Mac
I Wish I Was the Moon - Neko Case
Niteclub - Old 97s
At the Zoo - Simon & Garfunkel
Windfall - Son Volt
Roadworn and Weary - Supersuckers
I'm the Face - The High Numbers
What May Seem Like Love - Whiskeytown
Stranded in the Jungle - The Cadets
Walking My Dog - The Woggles
New Madrid - Uncle Tupelo
Badge - Cream

27 February, 2008

Don't read this before bed

I should know better than to read something like this late at night. And please, if one of your Russian friends asks you to go on a ski/hiking trip on the Mountain of the Dead to reach a place called Do Not Go There, remember to say NYET! Or at least check the translations of the Russian names...

Sweet dreams.

09 November, 2007

Another Happy Ending

You may remember that I wrote about Adam (the poor little kitten who was set on fire by a couple of kids) back in July.

Well...Adam's doing great and was adopted!


Read about it here and see some new pictures in the Santa Rosa Press Democrat.

27 October, 2007

Vincent's Big Adventure

It's annoying to get one parking ticket. But how about 29 tickets? All on a stolen car that just happens to belong to you.

(I really couldn't make this up if I tried.)

At about 7:45am on Wednesday September 26th I w
alked into the parking garage of my apartment complex and was greeted by an empty parking spot. I panicked. Maybe my car was towed, or I forgot where I'd parked. But no...Vincent was stolen (yes, my car is named Vincent).

I immediately called the police - an officer arrived about 30 minutes later to take my statement and file a report. The time on my copy of the report is 8:40am. About two hours later Vincent was parked in a disabled zone on 511 Union and marked by DPT (department of parking and traffic). It was ticketed at 2:37.

I could let that one slide...because maybe it takes a while for the info that my vehicle was stolen to upload to their computers. But the very next day Vincent received another ticket on 21st avenue at 1:05pm. And
another on Friday at 1522 Grant at 12:37pm. And again on Saturday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday all on the 1500 block of Grant Ave. (Sunday is a day of rest for the DPT).

Don't you think DPT would have put two & two together? I have 29 tickets from only four streets: Grant Ave, 21st Ave, Union St, and Harriet St.

The parking tickets after I pulled them from the glove box.
A hip hop mix CD was in the car's player (photo by Missy)


Now you're probably wondering how I obtained all this information.

On Tuesday October 23rd I received three parking tickets in the mail. I called the police - the officer with whom I spoke was shocked. She couldn't understand why DPT didn't check the license plate. If they had, Vincent would've been recovered hours after the theft. The woman from SFPD said that's just laziness on the part of DPT, because the meter readers are supposed to call in a license plate before they issue a ticket.

So I called DPT to find out why no one had checked the license plate before ticketing the car. The person on the phone had no good answer, but apparently the DPT database and the police database aren't linked! She also told me that the meter readers hand write the tickets (which isn't true), so they can't check the plate! And I could contest my parking tickets! Sorry? If DPT had actually been doing its job, I would've had Vincent back the same day it was stolen!

On Friday October 26, my friend Missy and I turned detective - we were determined to find Vincent.

Our first stop was 10 Harriet (the location of the last ticket - at least DPT was helpful enough to give me the address). We drove down Harriet and also checked some of the side streets in the area. No luck.

North Beach was our next stop - most of the tickets were given on the 1500 block of Grant, but Vincent wasn't there. We checked the 500 block of Union, and continued to drive around North Beach for another hour. Saw many black Hondas, but no Vincent.

We stopped to get Italian food and then did one more loop of the area on foot (we had to work off the ravioli). Still nothing.

We made a trip to Trader Joe's and decided to check Harriet again before calling it quits. We drove down the first block of Harriet and crossed Folsom to check the second block. As we crossed Folsom I saw a black Honda Civic on the corner of Folsom at 6th. It was too dark to read the plate.

We drove around the corner to check the car - I remember saying something along the lines of "it's probably not mine, but we should check it anyway." We'd been driving around three hours by this point and we were tired.


We pulled up to the car saw the license plate...it was VINCENT!

Missy parked directly in front of Vincent and I called the SF Police - then we drove across
6th and pulled over to wait for the squad car (we figured it wasn't safe to park so close in case the thieves were nearby). Now we were officially on stakeout (sans donuts and coffee).

It was an hour before the police arrived.

We would have been here sooner, but we were abducted by aliens.

The police didn't even search the car before releasing to me...and in the process of filling out the paperwork, they lost my driver's license. There's barely any damage to Vincent, but the thieves stole most of the stuff in my trunk, reprogrammed my radio stations, and left some crappy hip hop CD in the car.

But the reunion was a happy one, and the next day Vincent got a well-deserved bath.

de-hip-hopping Vincent (photo by umlaut)

To aid in Vincent's cleansing of the heavy bass, Umlaut compiled a mix of much better music:
  1. Vincent - NOFX
  2. Robber - The Sonics
  3. Out There - Dinosaur Jr.
  4. Looking For Lewis & Clark - The Long Ryders
  5. In Between Days - The Cure
  6. Keep The Car Running - The Arcade Fire
  7. It's All I Can Do - The Cars
  8. Lovely Rita - The Beatles
  9. San Francisco's Doomed - Crime
  10. Drive - Fu Manchu
  11. Police Story - Black Flag
  12. Fucker - The Brian Jonestown Massacre
  13. Over The Hills And Far Away - Led Zeppelin
  14. A Quick One While He's Away - The Who
  15. Hold On! I'm Comin' - Sam & Dave
  16. Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
  17. Long May You Run - Neil Young
  18. Head On - Jesus & Mary Chain

24 August, 2007

Mama Weer All Crazee Now

Today's email thread between miatomic and umlaut.

miatomic: Funny…even with the error: http://mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/22JohnMoe.html

umlaut: HA.. Nice catch. It's *almost* up to Umlaut standards... Almost. I love Slade... mainly because they weren't afraid to use alternative spelling in their song titles... Coz I Love You... Mama Weer All Crazee Now.. Gudbuy T'Jane.. Cum On Feel The Noize.. Skweeze Me Pleeze Me... etc. etc.

miatomic: I knew a guy named Slade when I worked at TSR -- he made a HUGE editorial error when he did a global search and replace on a manuscript for the Complete Wizards Almanac to change the word mage to wizard. Unfortunately, he neglected to add a space before the word during his search, thus changing every instance of the letters m-a-g-e to w-i-z-a-r-d. The result: All instances of the word DAMAGE were changed to DAWIZARD.

And of course, he didn’t check the manuscript after performing the global search and replace, so it went off to the printer…and the rest is a little bit of funny TSR history.

umlaut: CRAZEE!

27 July, 2007

MotoGP World Championship at Laguna Seca


Please click twice on the video to watch it on YouTube.

Thursday 19 July 2007
We left San Francisco at around 7:30 pm and headed down the 280 in search of an In-N-Out burger…the most interesting part of the drive consisted of a discussion about Wake Up Little Susie by the Everly Brothers.

M: So why are they still in the movie theater at 4:00? Wouldn’t someone have kicked them out?
G: Maybe they’re at the drive-in.
M: Then why would the people running the drive-in just leave one car in the lot without checking it? That doesn’t make sense. Plus, the guy told Susie’s mom that he’d have her home by 10:00, so they couldn’t possibly be at the drive-in because the movie would’ve still been playing – so they must be at the theater.
G: It’s just a song.
M: I know, but it doesn’t make any sense.
G: If you don’t shut up I’ll skip ahead to the next track on the disk.

Friday 20 July 2007
The GP riders had practice at 10:00 and 1:50, so of course we needed to be there to watch and spend the day buying lots of cool gear that will most likely be sold out by the time Sunday's race begins. We arrived at the track around 9:30am and found a spot
near the fence by the Dunlop tire bridge to check out practice...and of course I forgot how LOUD these bikes are.

Think of it like this: the average decibels at a concert range from 85 - 100. The MotoGP bikes generate 130 (which is just a wee bit quieter than an air force jet), so when you're standing next to the track and the bikes fly past you, your bones rattle and your ears hurt. It's a good thing that Honda handed out free earplugs (given to me by a kind gentleman standing to my left). It's so loud that you can't have a conversation in pit row or even when you're standing a good 100 feet from the track. But then again, who comes to a GP to talk?

After the first practice we headed over to Ducati Island to check out the bikes and buy stuff -- I picked up a rad Ducati jacket with the 80s logo. We scored lots of freebies and ate poorly all day -- favorite food was Le Dog. It's a hot dog inside a baguette (they skewer the baguette and insert the dog and your choice of condiments). Yummy.

I really wanted to check out the corkscrew (turn 8) which drops riders 12 stories in 3 turns (I've tried to watch an on board camera on the corkscrew and it makes me dizzy). It was a great spot for watching and not too crowded on Friday. During practice, Alex Hoffman was hit by Sylvain Guintoli and broke his hand so severely that he now has a metal plate and 15 screws holding it together. That put him out of Sunday's race.

And we had weekend paddock passes...

Saturday 21 July 2007
GP qualifying was scheduled for 1:50, so we arrived at the track by 8:30 in order to stake out a good spot. We ended up near the beginning of turn 2 which gave us a good view of the straightaway from the start/finish line and all of turn 2. Sat there most of the day, then headed out for proper food (Italian -- to support Rossi) before going to the store to pick up the new Harry Potter book (I figured I would need something to do while waiting for Sunday's race).

Sunday 22 July 2007
The last time we were here, we arrived at the track a bit later than planned and it was already crowded. So this time we went through the gate at 8:30 and immediately headed to the same area we staked out for Saturday's qualifying. We set up our chairs next to some Brits and took turns finding food, etc. I read my book and enjoyed sitting in the sun.

The race started at 2:00 and was immediately exciting. If you watch the video (above - or you can just look at the pic, below) you can see the 1st lap where John Hopkins slides into Nicky Hayden (it happens around 58 seconds into the video). Hopkins was able to finish, but Nicky's bike was damaged and he pitted out on lap 22.



Casey Stoner was on pole and took off so fast that no one was able to catch him. He's now 44 points ahead of Valentino Rossi in the standings...but there are 7 races left this season, and I'm sure The Doctor has a few tricks up his sleeve to take the championship.

19 July, 2007

Help Save Adam the Kitten (WARNING: this is sad)

This kitten (now named Adam) was only 8 weeks old June 19 when two 15-year-old girls poured flammable liquid on him while he was trapped in a cage and lit a match.

Adam still has a lot of fight left and the vets said they won't bail out on him, but he still needs many more surgeries before he's in the clear.

Click here to donate or write a letter to the 11 year old boy who witnessed the crime and saved the kitten's life.

18 July, 2007

Do you trust me?

One of the best things I've heard in a long time...

Paul Weller and Graham Coxon join forces

Both This Old Town and Each New Morning/Black River are BRILLIANT. Download them now and you'll see what I mean.


14 June, 2007

Stop thief!

Location: Directly in front of my house

The Background: I'd been awake since 2:45 am PST, caught the first flight from Austin to San Francisco, went straight to work from the airport, and rushed home at 3:00 pm PST to drop off my suitcase before heading to acupuncture. I parked in front of the house, grabbed my stuff out of the car and went upstairs. I thought I'd locked my car (apparently I need a new battery in my remote).

The Crime: I was in the house for like, five minutes when I heard my car door close. I looked out the dining room window and SOME GUY was sitting in the passenger seat of my car STEALING MY CDs. I could clearly see my Stray Cats (Australian import!) CD in his hand.

It took me two jumps to get down the stairs and a only a few leaps to get out the door and the front gate (luckily I realized that I didn't have my keys and I held the gate open -- otherwise I would've been trapped outside on the sidewalk with the junky thief).

I yelled "What the f#@k are you doing?! Put my f#@king CDs back and get away from my f#@king car". I was so mad and I must've scared him because he tossed my CDs onto the passenger seat put his hands in the air and started walking off down the street.

He did get away with a tin of Altoids, which by the look of him, I'm sure he needed...

05 June, 2007

Night of Nights

A companion piece to umlaut's Overlord...

On this night, 63 years ago, the 101st parachuted behind enemy lines in Normandy...the subsequent invasion is still the largest seaborne invasion in history.


My Great Aunty Nan taught me to dance in my parent's kitchen -- I learned all those great dances of the 30s and 40s. She'd always hum tunes by Benny Goodman and Glen Miller. So here's my ultimate WWII mix (in memory of Aunty Nan):

  • Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree - Glen Miller and his Orchestra
  • G.I. Jive - Johnny Mercer
  • And The Angels Sing - Benny Goodman and his Orchestra
  • It's Been A Long, Long Time - Harry James and his Orchestra featuring Kitty Kallen
  • Waitin' For The Train To Come In - Peggy Lee
  • Moonglow - Benny Goodman and his Orchestra
  • Swinging On A Star - Bing Crosby
  • Don't Get Around Much Anymore - Duke Ellington and his Orchestra
  • I Got A Gal in Kalamazoo - Glen Miller and his Orchestra
  • Sentimental Journey - Les Brown and his Orchestra featuring Doris Day
  • Till Then - The Mills Brothers
  • Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - The Andrews Sisters
  • Rat Patrol - Naked Raygun
And while we're on the subject...my favorite WWII movies:
  • Saving Private Ryan
  • Force 10 from Navarone
  • A Bridge Too Far
  • The Great Escape
  • Victory
  • Casablanca
  • Bridge on the River Kwai
  • Schlinder's List
  • The English Patient
  • Life is Beautiful
  • 1941
  • Band of Brothers

25 May, 2007

She's fast enough for you old man...

On May 25 1977, Star Wars hit the big screen.


I read this issue in July 1977 while sitting in my Uncle's office. For months, I begged my parents to take me to see Star Wars. They relented in September, and we went to Brookfield Square Cinema to see in in 70mm.

22 May, 2007

Whatever Happened To Our Rock 'n Roll?

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
The Fillmore

May 9th 2007


Four years and seven shows later, I still and will always love this band. When I wrote about their last Fillmore gig, I likened it to falling in love again with your ex. But now, unfortunately, I'm remembering why we broke up in the first place.


Baby 81 is a great album! I particularly like the song Berlin, so why did the live show at The Fillmore lack the usual BRMC energy? I was super excited to hear Red Eyes and Tears, but the absence of We're All in Love, Six Barrel Shotgun, Love Burns, Heart + Soul, and In Like the Rose made me feel like my ex is a human resources manager at some faceless American corporation who listens to Dave Mathews and Phish...

At one point Umlaut pleaded, "please rock", but his Rock Godz did not answer.

Fillmore Setlist
Took Out A Loan
Berlin
Spread Your Love
Lien On Your Dreams
Stop
Weapon Of Choice
WHTMR&R (Punk Song)
Red Eyes And Tears
Window
Promise
Not What You Wanted
666 Conducer
Need Some Air
American X
---
Fault Line
Devil's Waitin'
Mercy
Howl
Ain't No Easy Way
All You Do Is Talk

When the doors opened for the show, the few people who arrived early were treated to an acoustic show with Robert and Peter on the floor of The Fillmore:
Complicated Situation
Love Burns
Rifles
Shuffle Your Feet

Maybe I should've been there early...

06 April, 2007

Yuri's night

I still think we should be celebrating Alan Shepard...but Brian made this nice graphic. Yuri's Night '07

01 March, 2007

Moon Shot

There it was. Finite. If Deke, and the others before him and those who would follow were successful, then man had taken his first faltering steps not merely to other worlds close by, but to far distant stars and worlds revolving about those alien suns. Deke looked down on his world in a mixture of sadness and hope, for he knew this planet earth one day would pass into history. No one knew when, but all knew it was inevitable.

He knew that if one day men were successful in journeying to distant stars and populating the planets of those far away stellar engines, then the race of man was safe. A star might go nova, obliterate an entire solar system, but if man populated many solar systems...he smiled to himself. Then life would g
o on.

That was the gift to the future
of all those among us who made it possible. Shepard, Armstrong, Conrad, Grissom, Gagarin, Leonov, Stafford, Scott, Irwin, Young, Cernan, Glenn, Cooper, Schirra, Carpenter -- and so many more.

And on that roll call there was now this name to remember.

Always.
Deke Slayton.

Astronaut.

(Excerpted from Moon Shot by Alan Shepard an
d Deke Slayton)

Today would have been Deke's 83rd birthday.

He was chosen as one of the original Mercury 7 Astronauts but was grounded because of an erratic heartbeat. Since he couldn't have a Mercury flight, Deke became the Director of Flight Crew Operations -- one of his main jobs was to choose the crews for the Gemini and Apollo programs. He did, however,
finally make it into space as the docking module pilot for Apollo Soyuz in 1975.

A few weeks ago, I stood in front of the Astronaut Offices at the Johnson Space Center (home of NASA) in Houston. I thought, this is the place where it happened. And that's the building where Deke Slayton sat at a desk and decided who would go to the moon. I realized that for the first time in my life, I was walking in and among the buildings where some of my heroes once trained and sacrificed to explore the unknown...and I felt myself getting a little teary. I sat in historic Mission Control at the console once occupied by Flight Director “failure is not an option” Gene Kranz. I looked around the room, closed my eyes, and wondered what it would’ve been like to be in here during the heyday of Apollo.



I stood at the podium used by JFK when he delivered the famous "We will go to the moon..." speech. I peeked inside Gordon Cooper's Faith 7 – it’s unbelievable how small that thing really is. But he must’ve been awfully comfortable in there given the fact that he fell asleep during countdown and again while completing his 22 orbits around Earth. I also saw Cooper’s Gemini V capsule – he shared that one with Pete Conrad. The capsule is about the size of a VW Beetle and Conrad said it was like “spending eight days in a garbage can”.

I walked into the auditorium expecting it to be empty. But in the lobby was the crew of STS 117 – their mission is to deliver solar panels to the International Space Station. Launch is scheduled for March 15th.

And I met Gene Cernan -- the Commander of Apollo 17 and the last man to walk on the moon. As he climbed up the ladder of the LM to make the trip back to Earth he said: "As we leave the Moon at Taurus-Littrow, we leave as we came, and God willing, as we shall return, with peace and hope for all mankind. As I take these last steps from the surface for some time to come, I'd just like to record that America's challenge of today has forged man's destiny of tomorrow. Godspeed the crew of Apollo Seventeen."


And as I drove off the Johnson Space Center and turned right onto NASA drive, I hoped that someday soon new visitors from Earth would set foot on the surface of the moon and remember the names of those who paved our way...

21 August, 2006

In Memoriam: Joe Rosenthal

Joe Rosenthal, who won the Pulitzer Prize for this picture of the flag raising atop Mt. Suribachi, passed away on August 20th in California. He was 94.


In the front are Ira Hayes, Franklin Sousley, John Bradley and Harlon Block. In the back are Michael Strank and Rene Gagnon

Believe it or not, some people actually think the fighting ended when the flag was raised, but it continued for another 22 days and claimed over 10,000 American casualties. Not long after Rosenthal snapped this photo, three of the flag raisers — Strank, Block, and Sousley — were killed by the Japanese.

Believe it or not, some people actually think this photograph was staged. Film shot by a combat cameraman on Iwo Jima proves otherwise, yet this image still generates controversy. Rosenthal had this to say about it:


This picture…it has a meaning to me. I see all that blood running down the sand. I see those awful, impossible positions to take in a frontal attack on such an island, where the batteries opposing you are not only staggered up in front of you, but also standing around at the sides as you're coming on shore. The awesome situation, before they ever reach that peak. Now, that photograph can serve to remind us of the contribution of those boys—that was what made it important, not who took it.



09 July, 2006

AZZURRI!

Over the last four years I have denied my love of the Italians...but for the last four weeks, it's been difficult for me to contain my passion. So I must admit now that I have always been and will always be a fan of the Azzurri. Their game is like opera...there's drama, violence, passion, heartbreak, revenge, victory and defeat, joy and sadness, and love.

Love? Yes. Have you seen the way they put their arms around each other and sing their national anthem? Or kissing and hugging one another after a victory? They even cut Camoranesi's hair to celebrate winning the 2006 cup. It makes me teary.

This obsession with the Azzurri began during the 1990 World Cup in Italy. The player was Salvatore Schillaci - who made his debut in the first game against Austria
as a substitute. He scored the winning goal, and Italy beat Austria 1-0. He eventually won the golden boot, scoring six total goals. The '90 cup was the Notti Magiche di Totò Schillaci (magical nights of Totò Schillaci). Schillaci's club team: Juventus

Then came Roberto Baggio and Guiseppe Signori in the 1994 World Cup in the States. Baggio scored five total goals in the tournament, but is probably most remembered for missing his pentalty kick in the final against Brasil (my brother was at the game, sat with the US National team, and has a picture of Baggio's missed shot). I still have newspaper clippings from Italy's matches...and I
had a Baggio jersey (I stupidly gave it away...such is the demon of denial) and a Baggio poster. Baggio's club team: Juventus


I started off the 2006 Cup by telling everyone how much I disliked the Italians. That way, I could watch their matches late at night (thanks to Tivo) while everyone was sleeping and
no one would know. I continued to discuss my dislike until the semi-final match against Germany (it's difficult to contain your excitement when you're in a bar with a hundred other people). My heart beat faster when I saw Alessandro Del Piero warming up on the sideline, and I jumped out of my seat when he scored in the 121st minute...it was bellissimo. Some trivia: The area 10 yards outside the penalty box is known as La Zona Del Piero. Did you know that the French coach, Domenech, distrusts Scorpios and that astrological sign is absent from the French squad? Well...Del Piero is a Scorpio. And his club team: Juventus

"Siam pronti alla morte:
Italia
chiamò!"

I may have to change my nationality.


20 June, 2006

Tu y yo! Ale, ale, ale!

Go, go, go! Ale, ale, ale! (apologies, but I've got that Ricky Martin song in my head)

Back in '02 I wrote a World Cup article for some magazine. Click on those fancy images to read said article. And at the bottom, you'll find the heartfelt "letter to the editor" written by umlaut which the lovely editor of said magazine printed in issue #62.

In case you missed my previous football posts:

European Championships 2004 (and if you meet my brother, be sure to ask him about my re-enactment of the Bataan Death March during this trip)

Soccer Generations










06 June, 2006

Day of Days




You will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world. Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped, and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely....The free men of the world are marching together to victory. I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory. Good luck, and let us all beseech the blessings of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.

General Dwight D. Eisenhower giving the D-Day order on June 6, 1944.

24 April, 2006

Q Ball's Chicken Dumpling Soup

It was by far the best pot of soup that I've ever made.

The recipe was my grandfather’s: George "Q-Ball" Sagorac. He liked to tell me he got that nickname because of his haircut, but not too long ago I heard a different story: Apparently, my Grandfather and his cousin, “Uncle” Eli Malkovich were pool sharks. Unfortunately, no one seems to know for sure, so I guess it'll just exist as a legend.

I really can't picture my
Grandfather as a pool shark. Maybe that’s because I spent most of my early childhood with him in the duplex we shared on 83rd street. Tata, Mom, George and me lived upstairs, while Gramps, Uncle Jim ("Chach") and Uncle Milan ("Bud") lived downstairs. (Yeah, everyone in my family has a nickname, but I’ll save that for another story.)

By the time I was 11 months old, I had learned to crawl down the steep hall stairs of the duplex. Every morning, my mo
m would open the child-proof gate and I’d scuttle down those stairs to sit outside the door leading to my grandfather's kitchen. I’d wait until I could hear him moving around, then I’d knock or quietly say, "Grandpa?" and he'd open the door and let me in. My mom told me recently that he knew I was sitting on the stairs in the hall, but he always waited a bit before letting me in.

He would pick me up and sit me in a chair at the kitchen table. We always had breakfast together. Gramps would brew Maxwell House in the percolator and toast four pieces of Roman Meal. I’d wait patiently for my coffee (don’t be alarmed, it was really more like a cup of milk with a tiny bit of coffee). I even had my own special red cup and saucer. When the toast was ready, we’d sit together with our breakfast, drink our coffee, and I’d watch Gramps do the crossword puzzle.

Now, Gramps wasn’t just adept at making great toast and coffee. He was known throughout the Serbian community as the man who made the best roasted lamb, pig, and chicken. (The photo was taken in our backyard i
n New Berlin – he even made the machines that turned the spit). He’d sit out there all day drinking Pabst, stoking the fire and seasoning the meat with his special blend of spices. Sometimes, he'd broil steaks or fry fish and pork chops coated with Shake-n-Bake. He also made fried pork fat and this Serbian “delicacy” called Djeladija (pigs feet in gelatin). Now these were all extremely tasty dishes, but my all-time favorite was his chicken dumpling soup (with extra dumplings). No one, and I mean no one, made dumplings like my Grandfather.

When I was in my mid-twenties I moved back home, and Gramps came to live with mom and me. This time around, he was the one who waited until he heard me moving around in the kitchen. He was in his 80s now, and preferred instant coffee and oatmeal, while I’d moved on to decaf and multi-grain toast. The two of us still sat at the kitchen table every morning. He’d read through the paper, but he’d let me work on the crossword puzzle.

And I cooked for him. I was a vegetarian at the time, so Gramps became my guinea pig for all sorts of new recipes. I once made a roasted garlic and potato soup that used tofu as the cream base. I didn’t tell him there was tofu in the soup, and I waited until he finished an entire bowl before I unveiled the surprise ingredient. “That tofu’s not bad,” he told me. I even got him hooked on Garden Burgers with grilled onions, but his favorite dish was my garlicky cream of celery soup. Years later, when he had to move into a nursing home, I'd smuggle Tupperware containers filled with that soup for him to eat. The food in the nursing home was terrible, and sometimes I’d get him a burger with grilled onions from his favorite burger joint and we'd sit in his room, share onion rings, eat our burgers, and watch tv.

I recently had a craving for my Grandfather’s chicken dumpling soup, and since there was a roasted chicken in my freezer I decided to try my hand at Q-Ball's recipe. The soup part was easy, but I had no idea how to make dumplings. I consulted The Joy of Cooking, Vegetarian Cooking, Epicurious, etc. but they were no help. I finally called my mom at work. The recipe was never written down (none of his recipes were on paper; Gramps made everything from memory). I wrote down, verbatim, exactly what mom told me:

- beat 4 eggs
- add a bit of garlic powder
- add enough flour to make the mixture semi-thick, not too runny
- and don't let it form a ball! (she was very insistent about that)


I'd seen Gramps make dumplings enough times that I thought I could get the batter right. I remembered standing on a stool in his kitchen, my head close to the soup pot watching him dip a teaspoon into the batter then drop it into the boiling soup.

So I mimicked his technique as best I could and when all was said and done, this was easily the best pot of soup that I’d ever made. I knew that Gramps would have been proud. I only wish that he was here to share it with me.