24 April, 2006

Q Ball's Chicken Dumpling Soup

It was by far the best pot of soup that I've ever made.

The recipe was my grandfather’s: George "Q-Ball" Sagorac. He liked to tell me he got that nickname because of his haircut, but not too long ago I heard a different story: Apparently, my Grandfather and his cousin, “Uncle” Eli Malkovich were pool sharks. Unfortunately, no one seems to know for sure, so I guess it'll just exist as a legend.

I really can't picture my
Grandfather as a pool shark. Maybe that’s because I spent most of my early childhood with him in the duplex we shared on 83rd street. Tata, Mom, George and me lived upstairs, while Gramps, Uncle Jim ("Chach") and Uncle Milan ("Bud") lived downstairs. (Yeah, everyone in my family has a nickname, but I’ll save that for another story.)

By the time I was 11 months old, I had learned to crawl down the steep hall stairs of the duplex. Every morning, my mo
m would open the child-proof gate and I’d scuttle down those stairs to sit outside the door leading to my grandfather's kitchen. I’d wait until I could hear him moving around, then I’d knock or quietly say, "Grandpa?" and he'd open the door and let me in. My mom told me recently that he knew I was sitting on the stairs in the hall, but he always waited a bit before letting me in.

He would pick me up and sit me in a chair at the kitchen table. We always had breakfast together. Gramps would brew Maxwell House in the percolator and toast four pieces of Roman Meal. I’d wait patiently for my coffee (don’t be alarmed, it was really more like a cup of milk with a tiny bit of coffee). I even had my own special red cup and saucer. When the toast was ready, we’d sit together with our breakfast, drink our coffee, and I’d watch Gramps do the crossword puzzle.

Now, Gramps wasn’t just adept at making great toast and coffee. He was known throughout the Serbian community as the man who made the best roasted lamb, pig, and chicken. (The photo was taken in our backyard i
n New Berlin – he even made the machines that turned the spit). He’d sit out there all day drinking Pabst, stoking the fire and seasoning the meat with his special blend of spices. Sometimes, he'd broil steaks or fry fish and pork chops coated with Shake-n-Bake. He also made fried pork fat and this Serbian “delicacy” called Djeladija (pigs feet in gelatin). Now these were all extremely tasty dishes, but my all-time favorite was his chicken dumpling soup (with extra dumplings). No one, and I mean no one, made dumplings like my Grandfather.

When I was in my mid-twenties I moved back home, and Gramps came to live with mom and me. This time around, he was the one who waited until he heard me moving around in the kitchen. He was in his 80s now, and preferred instant coffee and oatmeal, while I’d moved on to decaf and multi-grain toast. The two of us still sat at the kitchen table every morning. He’d read through the paper, but he’d let me work on the crossword puzzle.

And I cooked for him. I was a vegetarian at the time, so Gramps became my guinea pig for all sorts of new recipes. I once made a roasted garlic and potato soup that used tofu as the cream base. I didn’t tell him there was tofu in the soup, and I waited until he finished an entire bowl before I unveiled the surprise ingredient. “That tofu’s not bad,” he told me. I even got him hooked on Garden Burgers with grilled onions, but his favorite dish was my garlicky cream of celery soup. Years later, when he had to move into a nursing home, I'd smuggle Tupperware containers filled with that soup for him to eat. The food in the nursing home was terrible, and sometimes I’d get him a burger with grilled onions from his favorite burger joint and we'd sit in his room, share onion rings, eat our burgers, and watch tv.

I recently had a craving for my Grandfather’s chicken dumpling soup, and since there was a roasted chicken in my freezer I decided to try my hand at Q-Ball's recipe. The soup part was easy, but I had no idea how to make dumplings. I consulted The Joy of Cooking, Vegetarian Cooking, Epicurious, etc. but they were no help. I finally called my mom at work. The recipe was never written down (none of his recipes were on paper; Gramps made everything from memory). I wrote down, verbatim, exactly what mom told me:

- beat 4 eggs
- add a bit of garlic powder
- add enough flour to make the mixture semi-thick, not too runny
- and don't let it form a ball! (she was very insistent about that)


I'd seen Gramps make dumplings enough times that I thought I could get the batter right. I remembered standing on a stool in his kitchen, my head close to the soup pot watching him dip a teaspoon into the batter then drop it into the boiling soup.

So I mimicked his technique as best I could and when all was said and done, this was easily the best pot of soup that I’d ever made. I knew that Gramps would have been proud. I only wish that he was here to share it with me.

09 April, 2006

Honey, quick, the Polaroid

Fab Mab Reunion featuring the Dead Kennedys, Flipper, The Avengers, and The Mutants
The Fillmore

April 8 2006


Brief history lesson: The Mabuhay Gardens (aka the "Fab Mab") was a San Francisco club where you could see anything from drag performances to punk rock shows. It closed in 1984.


I knew it was going to be a good night when...a very nice gentleman standing on the corner of Fillmore and Geary treated us to a wonderful rendition of Holiday in Cambodia
on the accordion. It made the song sound, somehow...French.

We ran into some friends outside, and then ventured upstairs for The Mutants and The Avengers. We sat and traded stories of past shows and bands we're listening to now. East Bay Ray walked right past us. There were so many gray-haired, tattooed, leather jacket wearing, legs in fishnet stockings, old-school punks that it made me smile. I saw a lot of punk-rock parents with their 7 to 11 year old kids. But the weirdest thing was: everyone was so nice. I accidentally bumped into someone on my way out of the bathroom, so I apologized. She started laughing a
nd said, "we're all so polite!" There was no pretension, no posing, and most of the people there were 30 or 40-somethings. It was refreshing.

Despite being one of those 30-somethings, for a few hours I felt like I was 15 again.

The time warp started while we were standing on the main floor waiting for the Dead Kennedys to take the stage...and one of the DJs played TSOL (ohmigod - I loved that band). Highlights from the DK set: Winnebago Warrior, Buzzbomb, Let's Lynch the Landlord, Moral Majority, Rawhide, Halloween, MTV Get Off the Air, To Drunk to F*#k, and Police Truck. The crowd sang to California Uber Alles and Kill the Poor, and I even shouted the chorus during Nazi Punks F*#k Off (sorry mom!).


They didn't play I Am The Owl and Bleed for Me (the latter has one of my favorite East Bay Ray signature guitar riffs). One of my friends commented that it was sorta like DK karaoke, but even without Jello these guys look and sound really good.

They ended with Viva Las Vegas and...brace yourself, my dear...Holiday in Cambodia (sans
accordion).

People outside for cigarette breaks: about 50 (I've never seen that many people smoking outside The Fillmore)

Mohawks and liberty spikes seen: about 8 total (and all on people under the age of 15)

Fishnet stockings: at least a dozen

Misfits shirts: 2 (I've been to dozens of shows with Umlaut, and this is the first time that I've actually seen people wearing Misfit's shirts)

Fight: 1

In the parking garage, we found a stuffed purple elephant with pink polk-a-dots lying next to my car. He'd been abandoned. I took him home and named him Oliver.


22 March, 2006

Look at us, we formed a band!

Art Brut
The Independent
March 21 2006

What can I say about Art Brut? I dig their fun lyrics and the fact that they don't take themselves so seriously. Here's a sampling from the song, Modern Art:

So I'm in the Tate
And I'm looking at Hockney

And oh sweet Jesus

There's something about that blue

It touches me deep inside

Amazes me when I step outside

I'm sweating

I'm sweating

I'm beginning to palpitate

I can't help myself

I just can't help myself


Modern art

Makes me

Want to rock out


Yeah! How can you not enjoy that?

The Independent was crowded, although I'm not sure if it sold out. The opening act was..um...interesting. Picture two guys from Ohio with guitars and techno tracks playing in the background. One's using vocal effects ala Peter Frampton and moving about like a whirling dervish. By then end of their set, they had both stripped down to their speedos...I think you get the picture.

Art Brut opened with We Formed A Band and Eddie jokingly commented that whoever set up the mics and gave him a 3-foot cord had obviously never seen them play before. But that didn't stop him from using his mic cord to jump rope and venture into the crowd.

After they played 18,000 Lira, someone in the crowd asked how much that would be in American dollars. Eddie thought about this for a minute, and then responded with $4.73 (it's actually $11.22 and please don't ask me why I looked that up). The band had fun, the crowd was into it, and I saw plenty of people singing along (it reminded me of seeing The Darkness at Slims: Everyone sang at that show -- including me! -- it was awesome).

Before they launched into Good Weekend, Eddie told the crowd that the song was #1 in places like Germany, Narnia, and the former Yugoslavia. The set ended with him shouting "Art Brut! Top of the Pops!" proceeded by the acknowledgment of one of San Francisco's finest bands: "Journey! Top of the Pops!".

20 March, 2006

One True Thing That Don't Fade

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
The Fillmore
March 15 2006

Okay, it took me nine months to like Howl. In fact, the first time I listened to it, I came very close to throwing the disk out the car window so that it would shatter on the 280. I wanted to hear the loud fuzzy guitars that I had come to know and love. Part of me secretly vowed not to give up, but even after their September show at The Great American, I still wasn’t convinced that Howl was a good 3rd effort.

However, the current Mercury Retrograde in Pisces has made me reconsider many things…among them, my lost love: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. *sigh* It’s like falling in love again w
ith your ex!

I miss Robert’s black leather jacket and wild mass of hair, but it’s okay, since he’s playing the piano on this tour and sings my two new favorite songs: Mercy and Sympathetic Noose. At one point someone in the sold-out crowd at The Fillmore yelled, “Satisfaction!” and Robert played the song’s opening riff on his bass. BRMC with a sense of humor? I don’t think that would’ve happened back in 2003. Which reminds me…Black Rebel has now surpassed Blur as the band I’ve seen the most.

Show Tally

BRMC:
2003 (Fillmore & Bill Graham Auditorium), 2004 (Grand Ballroom, Catalyst), 2005 (Great American Music Hall), 2006 (Fillmore).

Blur:
1990 (Brixton Academy), 1991 (Metro), 1992 (The Vic -- they played with Senseless Things. When that show ended, we jetted up to the Metro to see The Wedding Present and The Catherine Wheel – Blur jetted up there as well and Damon sang a few songs with The Catherine Wheel), 1993 (metro), 1994 (?) we had tickets to a 1995 show, but sold them to some kids and went out to dinner instead

Vue: 2004 (Catalyst, Bottom of the Hill, Great American, Blank Club)
Oasis:
1994 (Metro), 1995 (Rave), 2005 (Shoreline)

Ride: 1990 (London Town & Country Club), 1991 (London Town & Country Club), 1992 (Metro)
Social Distortion: 1988 (Odd Rock Café), 1992 (Riverside Theatre), 2003 (Warfield)

Okay, back to the subject at hand.

Missing from Wednesday’s set at the Fillmore was Rifles – probably the best song off their self-titled debut. However, they did play White Palms. Once again they opened with six tracks off the new album – but this time, it only increased my appreciation for Howl; especially the songs, Sympathetic Noose (they must’ve been listening to John Lennon and The Plastic Ono Band!) and Mercy (they must’ve been listening to Simon & Garfunkel!)


I’m even enjoying Howl’s title track, although it’s a bit Indie sounding…which means I need to rant for a brief minute: I’ve been on iTunes listening to new bands that are supposed to be all the rage: Stars? Clap Your Hands Say Yeah?


Indie is what happens when kids take Prozac and Lithium. (Somewhere, a girly-thin white boy with a Macy's star tattoo on his wrist is crying). I don’t want to see another waif-like, pale boy crying about his dead puppy and extolling the beauty of yellow flowers. Please stop whimpering, get some sun and eat something. You’ll feel better – trust me.

Now back to scheduled BRMC programming. They dedicated Heart + Soul to their moms, who were all in attendance. What nice boys.

Fillmore setlist:
Feel it Now
Fault Line
Restless Sinner
Shuffle Your Feet
Aint No Easy Way
Howl
White Palms

Stop
Six Barrel Shotgun
In Like the Rose
Weight of the World
Promise
Sympathetic Noose
Gospel Song
Shade of Blue
Red Eyes and Tears
Spread Your Love
Punk Song

Devils Waitin
Mercy
The Line
Heart + Soul
Open Invitation

02 March, 2006

Just another Tuesday night at Thee Parkside

Rumor had it that Robyn Hitchcock was playing with the Minus 5...alas he did not show, but Peter Buck was there! Okay, maybe that's not so exciting, as he does play bass with the Minus 5.

At any rate, we got there early. Really early, actually. So early, in fact, that we didn't pay cover. I'm not sure if that makes us smart and frugal, or just a bunch of losers. I'm leaning toward smart and frugal.

Being that early did have its pluses...while standing outside having a square a cab pulled up. Out got some older guy. He looked a little weird. And I was totally fixated on his shoes, which were kinda like desert boots/mocassins/birkenstocks. And he was wearing leather pants.

It was Peter Buck! The last time I saw him was in 1991 -- and I watched him get out of a cab that night, too! Trippy! We had at least a dozen opportunities to talk to him:

- He'd leave his spot at the bar and walk past us.
- We'd discuss what we would say, like,
"What time are you guys going on?"
- Then he'd walk back, and we'd get really quiet and pretend we weren't looking at him.

Hmmm...okay, now I'm leaning toward bunch of losers.

Check out umlaut's review. There were quite a lot of people there by the time the band went on, including
The Phenomenauts.

But it's a shame that no one shouted out, "Driver 8!" or "Hyena!"

20 February, 2006

What to do on President's Day...

Fish tacos, Crate & Barrel, and then...
hit the record store!


08 February, 2006

Soccer Generations

My father, Ilija Vuckovich, right side, hand on his hip.
The guy in the suit is the Prince of Yugoslavia.
1966

Me, age 15
1985


Eli John Vuckovich, age 3
2005


Me and Mia Claire Vuckovich, age 6
2005

30 January, 2006

Now I Wanna Be Your Dog

Happy Chinese New Year!

It's the year of the Dog. So, for those of us born in 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, and 2006, it's our year. (Betcha didn't know that I was born in 1922.)

People born in the Year of the Dog possess the best traits of human nature. They have a deep sense of loyalty and are honest. Cautious and serious regarding love, the Dog needs a trustworthy partner who has strong family sympathies, and appreciates their tenderhearted virtues. But Dog People are somewhat selfish, terribly stubborn, and eccentric. They care little for wealth, yet somehow always seem to have money. They can be cold emotionally and sometimes distant at parties. They can find fault with many things and are noted for their sharp tongues. Dog people make good leaders. They are compatible with those born in the Years of the Horse, Tiger, and Rabbit.

09 January, 2006

Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!

Jimmy Page is 62 today.

Almost every rock guitarist from the late '60s to the present day has been influenced by Page. He was a session musician on numerous great 60's songs like Donovan's Hurdy Gurdy Man and The Who's I Can't Explain.

In 1966 he joined the Yardbirds and he and Jeff Beck created a dueling guitar sound.

When the Yardbirds split in 1968 they still had shows to play in Europe, so Jimmy put together a band called The New Yardbirds. In that lineup was fellow session musician John Paul Jones and newcomers Robert Plant and John Bonham. After the tour the band's name was changed to Led Zeppelin...and the rest is history.

08 January, 2006

Bingo Hand Job (a.k.a. REM), London 1991

First of all...and this is kinda weird...I was doing some research on the web about this show when I found this: http://ticketstubs.metafilter.com/story.stub/72 I haven't been in touch with Sid since 1991! Sometimes, I love the internet - especially when you run into old friends.

I gave Michael Stipe a fork...but I'll get to that later.
I studied in London '90-'91. I heard about the show while I was in the photo lab at school. A couple of people had been at the Borderline the previous night and heard that REM was playing a secret gig. The plan was that I would go and try to get tickets and my friends would meet me there later.

I cut class, hopped the Tube, and headed to the Borderline. I got there at about 1:00 and met Sid and Scott, a couple of American guys who were also studying abroad. We sat outside all day...and at about 3:30 this limo pulled up. Out steps REM! I was speechless -- they were like, 5 feet away from me.

We didn't have tickets, and we didn't want to lose our spots in the queue, but we were getting hungry. There was a BBQ place a few doors down. Someone went and ordered food, and I remember that a waiter brought our order out to us. The coleslaw was good. They gave us actual utensils, and I kept two forks. Sid and Scott and I rubbed them for good luck, hoping that we'd get into the show. I took the hand-written sign that was posted as a souvenir in case we didn't get in (see image).

And as luck would have it, we were able to scalp tickets for 40 pounds each (that was about $80 American dollars), but we got in, and we were right up front. Sid's posting has some good memories, and I recall that they messed up on Radio Song. Definitely one of the best shows I've ever seen.

Afterward we met Michael Stipe and I gave him one of the forks (I kept its partner for a long time, but I've since lost it). I think I said something like, "this fork brought us good luck, so I hope it brings you good luck, too." He probably thought that we were a bit crazy.

I still have my Bingo Hand Job concert shirt -- it's yellowed with age, but I'll never part with it.

02 December, 2005

Umlaut's mix

"Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aide! Goethe said that. It's not too late for you to become a person of substance..."

This personalized Umlaut compilation was on my desk this morning when I came to work:

13-4-2-Day
1. Poprocks and Coke - Green Day
2. Waiting Room - Fugazi

3. Sign of the Gypsy Queen - April Wine

4. Another Shot of Whiskey - The Gits

5. Litany (Life Goes On) - Guadalcanal Diary

6. Don't Take Me For Granted - Social Distortion

7. Surrender - Cheap Trick

8. Mr. Tambourine Man - The Byrds

9. Do It Clean - Echo & The Bunnymen

10. The World's A Mess, It's In My Kiss - X

11. It Won't Last - Vue

12. A Bell Will Ring - Oasis

13. We're Not Gonna Take It>See Me Feel Me - The Who

"...what kind of beer?"

26 November, 2005

George Best

George Best
1946-2005

From the BBC:

Best was a footballing genius. He had speed, superb dribbling skills, the ability to accelerate past players and was adept with both feet. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest players to have graced the British game.

Together with Denis Law and Bobby Charlton, Best formed a triumvirate that inspired Manchester United to League Championships in 1965 and 1967 and the European Cup in 1968. In that year, he picked up the English and European footballer of the year awards.

His heyday occurred during the "swinging sixties", and, with his good looks, he brought a pop star image to the game for the first time. But the accompanying champagne and playboy lifestyle degenerated into alcoholism, bankruptcy, a prison sentence and, eventually, a liver transplant.

George Best will be most fondly remembered for his sublime footballing skills, his balletic grace and his sinewy athleticism. But he wrote his own epitaph when he once said: "I was the one who took football off the back pages and put it on to page one."

Fans email the BBC with their stories about meeting Best.

23 November, 2005

Happy Birthday Harpo


He played the harp, he never talked, and he used props in sight gags. While shooting one of the Marx Brothers films, he was told that he could not burn a candle at both ends.

But he immediately produced, from within his coat, a candle burning at both ends.

Honk, honk!

Thanks to Pierce for the reminder.

21 November, 2005

Link Wray

















Link Wray
1929 - 2005

My friend Garret told me this great story that he once heard...Apparently, Link used to play at this bar in Texas quite a lot. One of the bar's regulars was a complete drunk, and he absolutely hated Run Chicken Run. So whever Link would play that song, this guy would get so irate that he'd throw his barstool through the bar's front window.

But Link kept playing the song anyway...

20 September, 2005

Top 21 albums

Lists...what one does when one thinks too much.

Top 21 albums that changed my life (in order of earliest impact)

1. Led Zeppelin – Zeppelin IV
2. The Who – The Kids Are Alright
3. The Clash – London Calling
4. Social Distortion – Mommies Little Monster
5. Dead Kennedys – Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables
6. Depeche Mode – A Broken Frame
7. Echo and the Bunnymen – Ocean Rain
8. REM – Reckoning
9. Stone Roses – Stone Roses
10. Ride – Nowhere
11. Blur – Modern Life is Rubbish
12. Beastie Boys – Check Your Head
13. Supergrass – I Should Coco
14. The Kaisers – Beat it Up
15. Oasis – Definitely Maybe
16. Richie Hawtin – Decks, EFX, and 909
17. Groove Armada – Vertigo
18. Belle & Sebastian – If You’re Feeling Sinister
19. Whiskeytown – Faithless Street
20. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
21. The Vue – Down For Whatever

Addendum from Justin:
I...was happy to see REM's Reckoning on your album list. I think it's safe to say that album changed my life. Without it I would probably be a boring engineer somewhere and that would suck.

20 July, 2005

The Eagle Has Landed and The Final Frontier

36 years ago today, Neil Armstrong, Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin, and Michael Collins went to the moon.

Click here and zoom in all the way: Moon

"We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone..."
JFK, 1962

Today, Montgomery Scott made his final voyage.

"Admiral! There be whales here!"

Godspeed, Scotty.



11 July, 2005

Random Rock Star Moment # 13: Social Distortion

Social Distortion at The Cubby Bear in Chicago, 1988. Pic by miatomic

My brother and The Ramones' Rocket To Russia got me started on punk, but Social Distortion hooked me. See, I had a crush on this boy named Dean. He was a junior at my high school and I was just a freshman. He gave me a copy of a Social D poster that he'd made in graphics class. And I got one of my friends to drive me to Atomic Records so I could buy the LP. So it all started because I liked a boy...

I got over that crush pretty fast, but I never really got over Social Distortion. I tried to see them at Cafe Voltaire (or maybe by that point it had changed names and become the Odd Rock Cafe) in Milwaukee. It was 1988 -- Prison Bound was released.

When I got to the show, Mike Ness was outside lighting firecrackers. My friend's band opened, and then the place was busted by some bored cops who saw a bunch of kids hanging out. They told everyone to leave, that we were over capacity. They kicked us out, chased kids through the parking lot and made plenty of arrests. Lucky for me, I had been returning some borrowed equipment to Social Distortion's van and was hanging out with Dennis Danell when the arrests began. They didn't get to play.

About 2 weeks later, we drove to the Cubby Bear in Chicago. Sham 69 opened. It was incredible. I palled around with Dennis after the show and we had a blast.

In 1992 I saw them open for the Ramones -- and I paid back the punk rock karma by taking my brother backstage.

12 May, 2005

Prison Bound

I spent last night on Alcatraz.

I was hoping for some major paranormal activity. But nothing could have prepared me for this:

Those ghosts must just love Wild Boys...

A bunch of us decided to sleep in D Block. I was in cell 17. D Block is said to be the most haunted place in the prison — probably because cells 9-14 were for solitary confinement, and they're nicknamed The Hole.
Robert "Birdman" Stroud used to sleep in cell 42. Hey...isn't 42 the answer to the ultimate question?

When we went into Birdman's cell one of the lights started to make this weird buzzing sound...like a bug was trapped in it.



I fell asleep around 11:30 — and slept soundly until about 2:00 am when I woke from a nightmare that Al Capone (maybe he was mad that I went into his cell and sat on his toilet) was standing over me. Fell back asleep until 3:45 when three of us needed to make a bathroom run.

The bathrooms are outside of the main prison, next to the crumbling warden's house. While waiting near the bathroom, I heard a dog barking. But there were no dogs on the island. And it was not a seagull that sounded like a dog. But that barking would explain the animal tracks I discovered at 6:30 this morning in the isolation ward of the hospital.

Why was I awake so early, you ask? At 5:45 my nose detected coffee! Brilliant, I thought. Someone actually got up before me and made a pot of coffee. I sat up, swung my feet off my cot, slipped into my adidas, stepped out of my cell and quietly (so I wouldn't disturb the other prisoners) headed down the stairs, turned left, walked passed the Hole and into the library. It was then I realized that I could no longer smell coffee. I also realized that even if someone had made coffee in the staff break room, that smell would not have traveled all the way to D Block.

Ah, those wily Alcatraz spirits. It made me smile, and to no one in particular (as every other sane person in the prison was still sleeping) I said, “Nice trick, guys.”

Then I got my camera, went outside to watch the sun rise over San Francisco, and spent the next hour wandering the prison in my pajamas.


13 April, 2005

Time travel

I had this dream that I traveled back to 1967 to see The Yardbirds.

I was sitting on the floor in the venue with a group of people -- we were all wearing velvet pants and ruffled shirts. I coudn't let anyone know that I was from the future, but I kept telling myself over and over that I had to be careful that no one found out.

Someone handed me a 45 of Shapes of Things and started telling me something about Jimmy Page.


I held the 45 in my hand, looked at the person who gave it to me, and said something like, "Jimmy's next band is going to be huge."

08 April, 2005

Me and Joe Strummer

I often have dreams about Joe Strummer...this is one I had a year ago today.

So, Joe and his 13 year old daughter, Barbara — who looked just like the Eliza Dushku character in James Cameron’s True Lies — were renting a cottage on my cousin’s property in Santa Rosa. He had a white pick-up truck...I think it was a Dodge.

We were all planning on driving to Lake Winnebago for the weekend (this is place my family vacationed in every summer). Joe’s truck was parked next to my Civic out in front of the cottage — and it looked like someone dinged one of his headlights, so he was asking me if I knew who hit his car. I didn’t know. We were trying to decide who was going to drive to the lake.

I was living in the attic of my cousin’s house and apparently I was spending a lot of time with Joe and his kid.

So, it’s the night before we’re supposed to leave for Lake Winnebago. My cousin Patsy has made this amazing dinner — and the huge dining room table is set for like 20 people. I’m trying to get people seated — and I put Meredith next to someone (can’t remember who) and I save three seats next to her — for me, Joe and Barbara — so that we can all sit by Meredith.

So Patsy comes in with this platter full of what looks like beef medallions in a rich sauce — it looks delicious. And she’s like, “the platter’s really heavy!” So I help her set it down on the table, some of the juice spills onto the white tablecloth. And she tells me to get everyone to the dinner table so that we can eat.

I go upstairs to what turns into my Godparent’s house in Elm Grove, Wisconsin. I yell, “dinner’s ready!” and I start walking back down the stairs. I hear another cousin, who’s in one of the bedrooms, start to say something, but I just keep on walking. I then go outside, into the woods, and walk toward the cottage. For some reason, I put on my purple bicycle helmet.

When I get to the cottage, Joe’s having a punk-rock party. There’s a couple of guys out front. One of them is pretty drunk and he has spikey platinum hair. He’s like, “do you like my ring?” And he shows me this gold ring that he wearing on his right hand. It’s not round like a regular ring, it’s octagonal, gold, and has these green stones on each flat edge. The guy standing next to him says something about it, and the platinum guy says something about it being a ring that ancient people wore or something like that. And I’m thinking about how stupid I must look with this purple helmet on my head.

The guys tell me that Joe made dinner for the people at the party — scrambled eggs and rice!

So I figured that Joe won’t be joining us for dinner and I walk back through the woods wondering if scrambled eggs and rice is a typical English dinner :)

And I wake up with the song Tommy Gun in my head...